Monday, August 25, 2014

Secret Grammar Police



Nobody remembers how it all started, but it was about thirteen years ago. I can’t go on living in this constant fear. They lurk in the shadows waiting for the slightest mistake. We need to stop running. We need to fight back.

 

16 comments:

  1. Occupy Grammar! What a unique direction you took this prompt. Nice job!

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  2. Great thought on this one! The picture really completes it :-)

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  3. You have a very cool title and perspective. I have to grade student papers all the time, and I do worry that too many corrections can make kids feel this way. (On the other hand, I sometimes hear from parents that I don't mark up enough if I leave some errors without comments.)

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    1. There's a fine line I think. Too much correction can turn someone off from writing. Too little and they will look like an idiot when they start sending emails at work. I'm lucky enough to have a few kind Grammar Police in my life. I think they make me better if for no other reason than to not have to hear them correct me. :-)

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  4. I love the mood you've created, sly and sinister. Those last two lines are perfect.

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  5. Those darn Grammar police! Makes me want to drop a conjugate just for spite.

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  6. How original and the title and picture complement it well.

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  7. How would the War with the Grammar Police be fought? With dangling participles and split infinitives?

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  8. Could I see your license and registration, Ma'am?
    Hehehe
    *retreats, lurking, to the shadows*

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  9. This made me laugh right out loud! Thank you for the giggle!

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  10. I kept looking to see if you made any grammatical mistakes! A singular take on the prompt. Love it.

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    1. I was toying with leaving off the final punctuation. :-)

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